Jokes and other stuff Things we think everyday Brining the classroom home Forrest Gump in Heaven The Importance of proofreading... Why we shouldn't spend so much time in school... Who's on first? My collection of humor in 6 parts Override |
Why proofreading is important... |
| - The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. |
| - Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance. |
| - Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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| - The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.
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| - Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing
for the girth of their first child.
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| - Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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| - The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge -- Up Yours."
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| - 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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| - Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
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| - Thursday night -- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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| - Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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| - For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
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| - The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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| - Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk will please come early.
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| - This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of
the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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| - Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will
sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.
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| - Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in
his study.
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| - This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.
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| - The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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| - Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet
will come forward and do so.
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| - The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
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| - A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
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| - At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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